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5 Ideas For Payback On An Ex

If you are looking to get revenge on, an ex or friend, family member and you have access to their underwear drawer you can have enormous amounts of fun. Let’s begin with these classic ideas.

Payback Idea #1

Get hold of a clean pair you know they will be wearing very soon and then turn them inside out. Get some numbing sports cream or cream for haemorrhoids as this works the same and carefully smear some in the crotch area of the underwear. You won’t need much so use sparingly. You don’t want to smear it on to heavily as if it is too greasy or thick the victim will see it, then your time would have been wasted. The victim will not notice it at first but during the day or night they will begin to sweat a little. As soon as the moisture starts to increase the burning will also start and it won’t be a very comfortable experience for the wearer. Payback accomplished.

Payback Idea #2

Another old but good classic is to put itching powder or in their underwear. Almost everyone knows this prank but it is still an awful thing to do to someone. Itching powder is not very nice so be careful not to get it on yourself, or you will be itching like your victim. If you are having problems obtaining itching powder then just type it in Google and hit the search button you will find plenty to choose from.

Payback Idea #3

A variation on #2, but this time you use the stinging power of a fresh chilli. Carefully slice the chilli pepper lengthways and remove the seeds. Next, rub the exposed flesh of the chilli pepper into the crotch area of their underwear and leave to dry back in the drawer. Be careful with chilli peppers though and make sure you wash your hands thoroughly before touching yourself or you will be in just as much pain as your ex!

Payback Idea #4

Messing with a condom is quiet a nasty thing to do to somebody but I am sure some people really do deserve it. Find you’re ex boyfriend’s condom, and now get yourself a syringe for this prank. Now its time for the fun part, fill the syringe with the sports cream or itching powder, you choose.

Do not overdo it only use a little or your ex will see it. Place the needle into the sealed condom package and push a small amount of it in. If you also what to get the victims partner inject both sides of the condom. Now replace the condom where you found it.

Payback Idea #5

You can also inflict the same revenge with hot sauce.Tabascohot sauce is some of the hottest hot sauce I have ever tasted. A quick note – tabasco is not the hottest sauce you can buy, there are many hotter but if you go too hot you will probably end up burning yourself, so my advice is don’t go overboard.

The way I discovered this prank was down to some close friends of mine. Basically they were having an afternoon cooking session, then got a bit carried away and decided to have sex. They described the pain as excruciating and it wouldn’t stop burning even after showering. This prank is pure payback.

How To Build A Revenge Website

This is a payback prank that is fun to do on your boss, co-workers and ex girlfriend or ex boyfriend. This revenge can be tongue in cheek or as evil as you would like to make it. You need to ask yourself how bad you want to go with this website revenge. If you are planning on getting very spiteful then let me give you a few tips.

You really do want to stay anonymous on this one, trust me. Right from the beginning, you will need to hide your IP address. For the people who are not techie minded let me explain. Your computer has an address which is known as an IP address that leaves it’s calling card on everything you look at on the internet. Techie people can trace anything you do back to your IP address and find you. So it is in your best interest to hide this before you commence with your mission. The best way to do this is to use a program. The program that I have found to be the best is Hide My IP – it does exactly what it says on the tin, and is easy to use.

If you’re planning this as just a friendly prank you will not need to hide your IP. If you’re planning something a little more serious, I suggest you buy Hide My IP and install it before you commence with the rest of this prank.

You will first need to get yourself an email address. Go to Gmail, Yahoo or Hotmail and open an account especially for your victim. The second step to this revenge prank is to set up an anonymous website. I would recommend you have a look at a free Geocities Website 

Just use one of the templates they supply to make it easier on yourself. If you’re feeling like being nice just put up stupid pictures and make their interests a bunch of childish things. Say their interests are train spotting, plane spotting, watching paint dry, whatever you like just use your imagination.

GETTING SERIOUS REVENGE

If you are feeling not so nice, its time to take it a step further by exposing their sick fetishes. Have a go in Photoshop and create a few fake photos of them. Create a little story to go alongside the fake photos. Then it is time for some advertising, try Craigslist for the area where they live, if you search you will find free advertising.

To really get the most out of creative website revenge send some anonymous emails and anonymous text’s to the victim’s boss, friends and family. Just say something like “I was looking on the internet this morning and came across this website, have you seen it?” or “I can’t believe this is (your victims name) web page, did you know he was a little perverted”, this will cause enough interest for them to look.

This should be enough to get the rumours started and it should start to spread like a virus.

The Problem With Families

October 20, 2011 by  
Filed under Revenge On Family

As the saying goes, you can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your family.

And the other problem with families, is that if you want to get revenge on your family or a member of it, then there are many potentially undesirable repercussions such as being ostracised by those members of your family that you do actually like!

So the key phrase here is: proceed with caution

Also think through potential ramifications such as what would happen if you got found out.

However, all is not lost (otherwise I wouldn’t be writing this article!)

Sites such as Masters Of Revenge offer a number of time-released products and services which mean that you can ensure you’ve got a cast iron alibi in place when the revenge deed is done.

How cool is that?!?!

Picture yourself standing next to your hated family member at whatever family gathering you’ve been dragged along to – even picture yourself making polite conversation.

Now imagine your conversation with your hated brother/sister/whoever being interrupted by them receiving a particularly vile text message.

Something so atrocious, vile and offensive that they fly off in a blind rage, ranting and raving!

How perfect would that be?

Not only do you get to seriously piss them off, you get to see their reaction and, because you were standing next to them at the time, then there is no way on this earth that you could have possibly been involved!!!

An absolute masterstroke.